Maybe it’s time you embraced something new....With arms wide open.

Sorry. I vowed that I’ll never let myself love again when Creed broke up.

It’s not that weird when you consider that he’s a bitch.

Air Seinfelds

Of course it’s bullshit. I don’t see Madison Bumgarner’s name on it.

Maybe instead of guessing that a lot of 4-1 series have their lone loss in game 3 you should actually look up the numbers?

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

The only reason I can come up with is to have someone hold your hand on your deathbed...but that’s what hookers are for.

Soon this league will be virtually unrecognizable. A power forward the size of a single proton? OK, pal, but not on my watch!! Do you think a wing player should be no larger than a down quark so that he can exploit the laws of physics to travel the potato through the objective circle? NEITHER DO I MY FRIEND BECAUSE I…

I would watch a movie about this.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

“I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He’s the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day.”

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

But you don’t understand! He’s the only one telling it like it is! He is David to the 49er’s Goliath! The front office stays up at night worrying about what he might write next. Everyone thinks he’s totally awesome and cool.

This is an important point. From the headline, I thought York invited some beat writer to dinner and then bailed before the check arrived. Within context - yeah, it’s just Kawakami being a “look at me” asshole again.

Never forget that Tim Kawakami is also terrible.