I’m fascinated by the contempt you have for a woman commenting on her own life—like, a full tv series came out last year about her is she supposed to pretend she didn't notice that she was famous?

Cool Behemoth was the name of my Paleolithic Rock band!

My 993 is worth more than a new car, and I happily paid a little more so I can can listen to my music and sort through my songs without having to pick up my phone. It’s nice to be able to take a roadtrip and have a GPS that isn’t suction cupped to my windshield.

Eat shit.

I’m not going to tell someone what to do with their vehicle. If they prefer a certain approach, and that approach includes a touch screen, have at it.

Counterpoint: These are better as an art piece than an actual vehicle. There is a saying that “old cars become valuable when they become so pretty that you forget how bad they were” - this car is valuable for that reason, but they are still really crappy cars.

George Carlin had a such a deep understanding of the human condition. 

Sorry, Lana, that’s not what “fuck the police” means.

From what I can tell, they seem to hate her because she’s black, American, and doesn’t come from very old money, which somehow makes her unworthy of marrying a royal.

The worst part is that he seems completely obsessed with Markle. If you don’t like her for any reason, that’s fine, just keep it to yourself, fucking let it be, and stop thinking about her so much like some sort of perv. It’s weird as hell that an old white man is obsessing over a young woman and making statements…

“The pilot was lucky to make it out of the jet alive before it crashed.”

1. Fuck every single driver that’s going fast enough to do this on a public road.

The first person to change their voice for Batman and Bruce Wayne. I highly doubt anyone else will be able to pull it off so perfectly again.

That’s the correct take.

Boeing should be hung out to dry for this one. This entire mess was caused by a commission structure rewarding executives who convinced Boeing customers to not take any new training. There are emails clearly stating this. 

Except that he wouldn’t have.  Your argument is what’s known as a STRAWMAN.  You know, where you make up some complete bullshit, and then ask the other person to argue on your terms, rather than facing the actual issue at hand - which you know you have no defense for.

What does it look like upside down in a ditch on fire?

Hi. Can you write for Jalopnik? Like, maybe now? 

I’ve owned a wide array of vehicles over the years, (I’m only 33 though, so no old-man stigma here) and the 2011 Jaguar XKR (X150 generation) I picked up back in 2018 is the best vehicle I’ve ever owned. (Reliability and all) It’s probably the most slept-on car in this category. (Which is one of the reasons I bought…

Dedicated and eccentric communities - that means British. Maybe Alfa. And to the extent that there are eccentric fans of German cars, they’re limited to models that he isn’t into - vintage Bugs, Messerschmitts, Things, Isettas, and so on.

Looked better too