This not a celebration of his death. It is a mourning that he will not be here to face the consequences of his existence.

If the air in a compressed air tire leaks out at a greater rate than the nitrogen, it should, in theory, be possible to get nitrogen filled tires simply by topping off your tires over a long enough period of time, and if you used an air/water separator on your compressor you could reap the dry benefits as well.