Even when looking at photos of his own inauguration, he lied about how it was the most attended inauguration ever, WHILE LOOKING AT THE PHOTOS. It doesn’t matter what “plays into” whatever narrative he’s on about, he will lie in service of his own image and benefit, as he’s done all his damn life.

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I anticipate his posts like he referenced how we all used to anticipate SI on Thursdays.

She’ll want to keep that moustache trimmed with that choker. Even a little tickle might cause her to sneeze, and that looks like it’d be fatal.

“I think Duke would have not been thrilled about your not being there.”

Looking at a lineup of Alden Ehrenreich, Taron Egerton, and Ansel Elgort is like the world’s most difficult “Find 6 Differences”.

If you like movies, it’s been the best for quite awhile. It’s just impossible to find anything and the whole layout sucks.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

Even up here in Minnesota, where we never had the plantation system, things have been changing. I got to chaperone a school trip to Fort Snelling, and the tour was very different from what I remembered as a child. Some was the same, like the crowd-pleasing artillery and blacksmithing demos, but they’d added a few new…

“And have you seen Billy Beane’s haircut? It’s absurd.”

It took me a long time to learn how to use a dryer. Growing up we line-dried everything. Outside in the summer, inside in the winter. We had a dryer but I never saw it used. Mom didn’t like how much energy (and thus money) it used.

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

It’s a true indictment against our educational system that an American could openly wonder what benefit there could be from having an accurate accounting of our nation’s deadliest conflict. A war which still is felt today in current events such as entrenched racism, confederate statues, stratospheric racial wealth…

This is why, as much as I’d love to vote for her for President, I want her to stay in the Senate.  Can you imagine her as Majority Leader? 

Heath has never had speed. I think she’s quicker with the ball at her feet, though. But she’s not the one I want running down balls over top.

Girllllllll. Not using LDV is a fucking crime. What a shit manager.

What’s the phrase they use? “F*ck their feelings”, was it?

You’ll notice I didn’t mention Alabama or SEC schools but ok. Even then, Vanderbilt is known as one of the hardest schools to get into. A lot of other SEC schools have great programs depending on what degree you’re seeking.

When they bring back Craig Ferguson, it’ll be a great day for America.