Surely he should know that it is available on BluRay, DVD, and Digital HD at all major retailers.

I recently went to see a standup show where Trevor Noah was a surprise performer. His whole set was a joke about Oscar Pistorius and the punch line was that his fiancée had annoyed him so badly when he woke her up in the middle of he night that he shot her.

Ben needs to be careful and make sure he protects his gray matter. He also should take care of his brain.

He’ll play on Sunday if he wants to, even if Tomlin says no.

Good luck, thanks to America’s crumbling infrastructure there are way les miles of rail than there used to be.

—Benedict Arnold

“The Patriots Are Sketchyed”

“I don’t always spill my beer on people. But when I do, I make sure it’s televised.”

Bernie Kosar: [puts down brown-bagged whiskey bottle] I forgot all about prostitutes.