At one point my kid was in the 90th percentile for height and the 10th percentile for weight. The doctor talked to us about it. I was like, yeah, he has access to food. He had four slices of pizza last night. He drinks whole milk. He’s just a skinny kid.

She really has the posture and mannerisms of a child.

I actually thought her clarification helped him out. Clover’s description makes it sound like he was an asshole randomly to Minaj, and the point of bringing it up was to frame him as a guy who is usually an asshole.

YES. I actually think that, if anything, it’s vastly more anti-feminist to pretend that the effects of hormones (and other physical changes associated with both menstruation and pregnancy) aren’t real. All that does is reinforce the poisonous idea that the cis male body is the “normal” one, the “healthy” one, the…

“D’oh, baby brain!” said I, the self-identified radical feminist. Good feminists are never supposed to impute anything to Lady Hormone stuff,

I dunno dude, I wish more people would take my SEVERE PMS seriously. Not just a “haha bad mood cause I’m raggin” but more “this is an actual thing that is happening to my body…

Shocking that a genetically slim, tall human woman would continue to be genetically slim, tall human woman post birthing a baby human. SHOCKING.

I like Drake!

Stacey, we really don’t need you standing up for us. Especially those of us who are sitting down and shutting up. Maybe you should do the same?

Nah, I get it. He’s so tiny and pouty. Then he rose from the dead and did that unsheathing longclaw* and dropping the scabbard thing, and I was like, “Oh, right. I see.” Now I wanna put him in my pocket.

man bun jon snow with the full beard and general air of darkness is the best jon snow. all about it.

I never ever found him fanciable until he had died and been brought back (spoiler alert, you guys) but now I find him double triple hot super dope fly bomb digs.

the bottle is made of glass, no?

His wife is German? I guess it’s true - immigrants came in to Britain to take jobs that no British person would want.

The running joke of her past songs mentioning specific various exes is starting to get old though, with everyone over analyzing EVERY SINGLE lyric. I want her to write a song about her relationship with a fake boyfriend like astronaut Mike Dexter, just to mess with everyone’s minds.

My feelings on Scottish independence have done a complete 180 in the last 12 hours, which may be the fastest reversal I’ve ever managed.

Mama’s baby.

Well we were once their colony?

Douchepool??

Whew...here I thought us Americans held the monopoly on stupidity.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.