It’s an effective technique with people who love him because they are fucking simpletons. Their world view is that everything can be framed in Black and White terms, i.e., Good v. Evil. They have no analytic capabilities and have idea how process or understand complexity and nuance and that there are rarely absolutes…

I’ve tried not to push the panic button with all the weirdness with Trump and his Trumptards but this is a scenario that is downright scary because it’s not very far-fetched.

Here’s a “foolproof” way to find out if Trump really conspired with the Russians (w/o the risk of leaking classified information)? Get that WaPo “satire” writer to do piece which basically claims Trump is too stupid to have conspired with the Russians.

Briebart, Info Wars, etc. calling him a “RINO” in ... 3 ... 2 ...

For what its worth, when I think of “fiscal conservatism” and elimination of “big government” programs, I’m thinking about corporate welfare.

Now that #BoycottHawaii is trending on Twitter and it appears that a bunch dumbass Trumptards are boycotting the 808 (i.e., they’re no longer “thinking” about visiting Hawaii) let me offer a few reasons for any Trumptards who are on the fence about taking part in this boycott:

Unfortunately, politics has become too much like sports fandom thanks to the rise of Cable News Talk Shows and the Internet. Fox cultivates extreme loyalty from its Republican base and they’ve been preaching that the Democrats, the “guvmint,” the “dirty libruls,” the gays, the brown immigrants, and the scary black…

She’s definitely running low on new ways to invent more bullshit answers but she has to start giving interviews again to get back in Donald’s good graces. Summer Huckabee Sanders is gaining fast as the preferred Trump-bot talking head and in this administration, your worth is tied directly to how often you show up on…

I think this is absolutely spot on. She saw that there’s a new challenger (Huckabee Sanders) to her status as the go-to woman to spout the company line on the talk show circuit and thought “Uh-oh, time for me to get out there are start slinging more bullshit on the Tee-Vee so I can get noticed! ... Hey Donald! Did you…

We already know what will happen:

If you have to ask about spam, you won’t understand the answer. Just know that “Spam Musubi” - a modified rice ball with nori, spam, furikake and a cooked egg - is heaven on earth for about 99.9 percent of people who were born and bred in the 808.

Being an eccentric, unhinged and unstable billionaire is cute when you’re a part-time real estate developer/reality television personality. Heck, I’d argue that those qualities are required. Not so much when you are in charge of the United States of America with access to the military and nuclear codes, and…

The $25 million signing bonus is paid in full when the contract is signed. The team can prorate the bonus at $5 million per year over 5 years if wants to, or it can prorate the signing bonus at a higher number for a shorter number of years. It’s pretty common for teams to prorate signing bonus unevenly (larger amounts…

The team making the trade (Dallas in this case) still has to account for the signing bonus portion of the contract on its salary cap.

It really is so very fitting that the Browns, Jets, Niners, Bears and Bills - the ultimate shitshow franchises of the NFL - all have a ton of salary cap space and all will have to bid against each other for the “privilege” of signing Mike Glennon to be their franchise quarterback for $15 million a season. 

Same here, although I got out from Cable/ESPN a little over two years ago. I knew if I could make it through my first football season, I’d be okay. I’ll admit, it was a bit rough that first fall without ESPN, but it also helped me realize that there were very very very few college football/MNF games that I simply…

If McCloughan really is back on the wagon, the team better be careful about screwing with his job. Unless or until Trump’s Administration and the GOP dismantle the Americans With Disabilities Act, alcoholism is considered a disability. The ADA doesn’t permit alcoholics to freely drink on the job, but since alcoholism…

I seem to remember baseball players and their legal teams trying to play a similar type of game when they were accused of lying to Congress about using steroids. I don’t think it worked for them.

REPORTER: Senator Cruz, do you have any comment about your GOP colleague Jeff Sessions lying to the Senate about meetings with the Russian Ambassador?

I too skipped the speech for obvious reasons. When I saw how the press and pundit class was unanimously washing his balls because he didn’t whip his cock out and waive it around, it made me chuckle. Now, Trump knows how to manipulate these toadies into “liking” him. Wouldn’t surprise me if Trump starts doing these…