Wow, I had no idea you could score such an inventive, conceptual logo like that on Fiverr. Wonder if they went nuts and sprang the extra $40 for same-day turnaround.

Oh, suck my dick, Redford. He was asked to name a foreign leader he “admires,” and wasn’t able to name anyone. I would react the exact same way if someone asked me to name a Deadspin writer I admired.

Yep. I used to buy a new pillow four or five times a year. Then I got MyPillow three years ago. Haven’t bought a new one since.

Yep. I used to buy a new pillow four or five times a year. Then I got MyPillow three years ago. Haven’t bought a new…

My experience with Charge HR has been terrible. That thing is a piece of shit. The first one died at around the two-month mark, and Fitbit sent me a new one...which died around the one-year mark. I didn’t bother to complain again. I’m just cutting my losses and never buying anything from Fitbit again.

My experience with Charge HR has been terrible. That thing is a piece of shit. The first one died at around the…

Vince Lombardi never said anything anyone “wanted” him to say. He was a jerk for the ages.

Vince Lombardi was an ass. All of us who grew up in the Great Lakes region during that time know. Don’t believe me? Read the MMQB’s story about how Bud Grant effectively trolled Lombardi on at least four occasions.

Is that, like, a new malt liquor?

It’s only too bad this is incident did not occur closer to Halloween. Or maybe it will.

Exactly. Texas LOVES Johnny Football. Prior to last year’s draft, there were billboards around the state emblazoned with “Keep Johnny Football in Texas!” with a reference to DraftJohnnyManziel.com. As far as I’m concerned, the Cowboys deserve this trainwreck.