pinatafullofscorpions
Piñata Full of Scorpions
pinatafullofscorpions

I saw someone else comment that, and it never occurred to me but I can hear how it sounds like him too

Trump is smarter than Colbert.

Skull Island was a good time, even if it was weird to watch Kong wrestling a bunch of Cloverfield monsters.

She’d be the only albino rhino gyno I know.

There’s a part of me that will also always remember her as that young woman who came to the Scranton branch of Dunder-Mifflin one day to sell purses and went out on a date with Jim.

Are any of those remakes by the SAME company doing nothing but precisely recreating the original except with next-next-generation animation tech?

I’m still pissed he used CGI apples.

Our tale tonight concerns a young lion cub named Simba...

She had also been Oscar nominated for “Junebug” in 2005.

The movie is, indeed, fantastic, but putting Idina Menzel in major role in a Disney musical and then not giving her any songs is a crime.

this feature is so good - this and Age of Heroes is some of the best movie criticism around right now. And well done AVClub too - this is exactly the features we want on this site.

I didn’t know Doug Forcett was a writer-actor with an IMDB page, thought he was just a friend of the producers. I was very disappointed when I clicked the IMDB link and didn’t see his Doug Forcett portrait as his official portrait. He really needs to do that.

They probably should’ve divvied it up more — started the flashbacks sooner with always using the Outpost as a framing device. To just drop it completely for, what, 5-6 episodes? Really thwarted momentum.

I am unable to restrain myself from laughing out loud whenever I see Peter’s rendition of James March.
He is so outlandishly over the top that I burst into laughter the second he opens his mouth. That accent is nothing short of comedy gold.

Why couldn’t The Antichrist regenerate from vehicular homicide. Surely they’d need some kind of depowering, binding, or exiling spell to make that stick. I’m supremely disappointed they didn’t find an ingenious way to make Coco’s powers pivotal to his defeat.

I assume they were plants--the reason their DNA was played up in the first episodes was because even Satan knew Michael was iffy, and wanted back-ups.

Barry was one of the two best shows last season. The other was The Good Place and they both have D’arcy Carden.

I know Burton already gets a lot of flack for phoning it in but this is his second movie featuring an early twentieth century style traveling circus with Danny DeVito as the ringleader.

Am I alone in thinking that at any given moment that a song fromThe Greatest Showman’ was going to kick in?