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Yeah, but it also made me want another Momoa Conan movie but, y’know, good this time. I think he’d kill the role with a good Robert E. Howard inspired script.

I mean, this is a point in history where saying “if we want less gun deaths, let’s make it more difficult for people to get guns” is viewed as a political statement, not common sense.

The paradigm shift in prestige: That awkward moment when the Kids’ Choice Awards becomes more political than The Oscars.

Right. It’s one thing to argue that people — or The People — have a right to civilian gun ownership. But to come onto the NRA’s channel and lend them legitimacy when they were unwilling to support Philando Castile and straightforwardly say that officer Yanez should have been sent to jail is fucking bullshit.

In the already tiresome ‘Feud: Aquaria and Cracker’ I’m firmly on Team Crack.

I actually kinda like that one. Very Muppet Show.  

In all fairness, it was actually for two terrible jokes:

I don’t think the bathtub scene is what people are referring to when they talk about romanticizing suicide. I think it’s just the whole premise of the 13 episodes leading up to that where some emotionally distraught teenager might see the charismatic girl who killed herself and the reactions of the people the tapes

Kubricquitous.

Spud Webb?! You mean MTV’s Dan Cortese.

The video itself has the aired version, where they’re playing Uno, but you’re right that the thumbnail shows them playing Cards Against Humanity. It looks like they’ve just started using stills from the dress rehearsal for the thumbnails; you can see that Pete Davidson’s hair is different in the thumbnail than in his

Yes. I can’t stand his show, but every time I see him somewhere outside of it he seems like he’s so genuinely appreciative of where he’s at in life, his friends, family, and the people he works with, and is especially grateful for the fans who love what he does.

Can we PLEASE not discuss the rumors in these forums? DeLa’s exit was spoiled here and I was furious it didn’t take me by surprise. Feel free to explore the other sites but don’t bring the tea here. I know you didn’t spill specifics but it doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to work out the innuendo.

“I hesitate to talk about schools in general...”

In fairness, almost anyone would be a better Secretary of Education than Devos. I could throw a dart in a crowd, and after the tetanus shot that person would make a better Secretary of Education. Hell, I’m currently more qualified than her, because I have a Master’s Degree in Education, and my first act as Secretary

They get their due for inventing jazz.

Some people (or a lot of people) really want to believe that there’s just one simple thing wrong in the world and if you could just remove that one thing, it would all be okay. Probably because its a lot easier than having to consider the idea that even if Donald Trump fell over and died of a heart attack right now,

Aidy is incredible, she always has been. That she doesn’t get more love is insane.

Couldn’t have seen it coming, but yeah, Green was good on that show.

They’re both good at playing the lone sane person as well as being completely crazy.