It is very telling and ugly that all you Jezzies immediately went to tear down Hope Hicks. An attractive woman CAN get ahead on her professional skills...and in that White House, being halfway competent makes you look like a shining star.

It’s like his forehead down there.

Seeing as the current staff is a bunch of Hicks, it could be anybody.

I am fairly certain she is fairly virtuous except for all the lies coming out of her mouth on a regular basis that have taken her soul out of her body on their way out as well.

There is no way he has genitals. He’s just all....smooth

When was the last time we saw Mike and “Mother” in the same place at the same time?

No, but a giant, dying orangutan is.

Hell, if Miller’s hands had free will, even they wouldn’t have sex with him.

Gossiping about the single young woman employee sleeping with every older male employee feeds into a disgusting sexist trope. I don’t care what their politics are, Hope Hicks’ sex life is not really our concern? If there are affairs going on *that impede official work or national security* that’s a problem - otherwise…

His standards are higher than that half melted candle.

Well nobody is banging Stephen Miller.

Trying not to picture Trump having sex is an underrated burden of modern politics.

I assume the hair situation is likely at the core of most, if not all, of these payoffs we’re hearing about. No one can hear the truth about the hair!

Somebody’s banging the whole White House

Can we just give Nick Offerman the lead role in a Teddy Roosevelt movie already? He’s the only one manly enough to play the Manliest President.

I read somewhere, possibly Jezebel, the suggestion that Season 6 should open with Clair saying, “Francis is dead.” I can get behind that. I was really looking forward to a Clair centered season.

Don’t know if Brando is a great step up from LGBTQ Oscar Winners who’ve been accused of harassment and assault...

He used to come into the restaurant i worked at in Maine as a teenager and grab ass like it was his job

I started this article thinking, “No. No way.” THEN BUSH’S PR TEAM ADMITTED IT!!

Clearly grab-ass is inappropriate touching, but I have trouble with it being referred to by the same term (sexual assault) that encompasses grabbing the breasts or genitalia, and of course non-consensual penetration (whether with the penis, a digit, or a foreign object) of an orifice. (Cue “Lust for Life.”) I get that…