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Fine, I admit it, “El Shapo” is much, much better than my “Denis the Tennis Menace”.

Shapovalov and Tiafoe would make beautiful babies... somehow.

The thing about tennis is that it’s one of the sports where raw athleticism gets less and less important as you move up in skill levels. Because of that, while Fed and Nadal might have seen dips in the athleticism department, because they are so much more skilled in certain technical areas, they still possess an…

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It’s not just me, right? Vintage Nadal and Federer is having me wonder if this year might be the last time we see the greatest rivals ever at their peak and we should consume every moment of it.

Race had less to do with it than that Sessions was getting pounded like a Pinata and some seams were opening. If he got an uninterrupted hour with her, Sessions would confess he killed Jimmy Hoffa to try to get her to stop.

That was my thought too. “Here, now the sun won’t dry your tears so quickly.”

“Retire” like from his working life. AARP card, grey hair, time share in Florida, tiny yappy dog, pants that belt just below his nipples, eating dinner at 4pm, all that.

For any non-tennis fan readers who aren’t familiar with Del Potro, yes he is the best. The. Best.

I like it. Novak is sharing boobs with the whole crowd. It’s not unlike Jesus feeding the masses with seven piddly loaves of bread. Novak has tiny boobs, you wouldn’t know that from the number of boobs everyone goes home with.

I’m gland I’m not the only one who feels that way.

This titsn’t that big of a deal. In fact, it’s kind of mammorable.

1) There is a reason our tax code is progressive. People who make more money have a greater ability to pay, and they should. We can argue about how much more they should pay, but eliminating tax brackets is ridiculous and would hurt the middle class.

Yeah, it’s gotta be Delpo in the last slot.

Yep, he’d kept up great results pre-injury. I think most people were just shocked that he came back that strong in his first tournament after taking 6 months off, at that age no less. I’d kinda assumed that was the beginning of the end.

I get that Federer is older, but I don’t get the idea that his career was in such decline that a win was completely shocking. He was injured and missed the US Open and Australian Open in 2016, but his last four results in majors before the Australian Open win were: (2015 Wimbledon: Finals, 2015 US Open: Finals, 2016…