Do people really consider Alien Resurrection the worst Alien movie? I'd put it ahead of Alien 3, Prometheus and any of the Alien v Predator movies. It's not great by any stretch of the imagination, but it has some pretty chilling sequences, such as the aforementioned newborn scene and the scene where Ripley walks…

But Super Trooper's shenanigans are cheeky and fun. The A.V. Club's shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

I would have preferred Bernie over School of Rock, as far as modern Linklater comedies goes.

Seriously? No Super Troopers? What's wrong with you people?

If, for whatever reason, you ever decide to watch the anime Berserk, skip the first episode entirely. In the second-to-last episode, you'll come to a point where Guts is about to leave the group, and Griffith has a fantasy about settling down and starting a family with Casca. Stop watching there and assume that that…

Sesame Street turned into Meet the Feebles so gradually we didn't even notice.

Samus Aran is 6'3. Gwendoline Christie, who is also 6'3, was born for the part.

Metroid movie with Gwendoline Christie as Samus. This needs to happen.

Those are bad examples. While both those shows have random elements, plot-wise they are fairly coherent, and both are reasonably character-driven. Not saying that cartoons being random for the sake of being random was never a problem, but it was worse in the mid-to-late 00s than it is now. I think 12 oz. Mouse was the…

"The Ember Island Players" is still the best fake clip show episode ever.

So this guy works for the AV Club now, apparently. http://www.theonion.com/art…