Boy, who would’ve thought a team with inconsistent starting pitching, an anemic offense, and a rusty pitching machine for a bullpen would lose so many games...

You really gotta respect the Cardinals’ poise and playing-the-game-rightness during July and August. Most teams would try to pick up games when the division leader goes through a long rough patch. Not the Cards, they would never take advatnage of another team like that.

How very sobering. A career cut short by... well, whatever cut his career short. I think I speak for most of us when I say, “Who is this guy again?”

Funny how no one who went to Harvard ever talks about their alma mater

But if they’re family then you don’t have to pay them.

These Tenors, who do they think they are? There are other vocal ranges, you know? Like, how about making sure they get their time in the limelight as well! #allvocalrangesmatter

WE ARE!

Wait, Charles Schultz was questioning him? Shouldn’t the transcript read:

This guy is really good at remaining silent when he should say something to the authorities.

Boy oh boy.

Timmy couldn’t continue playing without old buddy Joey Crawford.

FUCK YEAH THEY CAN FINALLY REALLY CHALLENGE FOR THAT 2010/2011 TITLE THEY’VE ALWAYS WANTED. In all seriousness though I would watch the shit out of that team if for nothing other than nostalgia

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Hample did not watch his buddies die face down in the U.S. Cellular Field muck muck so that some fucking kid can...

Proposed rules for adult fans who catch baseballs:

Even my 6 year old gives balls to other kids. At a AA game, we got more than 1. He kept the first, which he actually ran down and got. The one I caught, I gave to him, and he gave to a 3 year old two rows in front of us. He said he was happy to have one and thought the kid would be happy too. My son would not flaunt…

“Johnny Manziel...mauled, senselessly, by lions at age 23" - Tom Brokaw

He's right. If the public had gotten wind of this, there might have been a few rounds of debate. And, as we've learned, the Braves almost never make it past the first round.