Too black, too strong.

Lawrence Taylor told me to “fuck off” when I was 11.

I enjoy the irony of him thinking he’s going to be made to pay for something.

I’ve worked in tech for over 20 years now. And unlike the younger people of today, I know (for the most part) not only how things work, but why they work the way they do—so over the years I have become a pretty decent technology troubleshooter. Computers, wireless routers, cable boxes, gaming consoles, cell phones, I…

A thousand times this!

If you want the media to be better, BE BETTER. You’re part of the media.

This could’ve been a Serena-free piece but you chose to include her. You say, “keep tying Osaka to that fiasco is unfair ...” yet you do it yourself.

Ha yeah...I’m sure I would be no better at threading that needle but:

Sorry, I don’t mean to be “that guy”, but Onomatopoeia Blorker-Chubb played linebacker in college, but in the NFL he’s spent more time as a safety.

I miss Key & Peele...

they brought in a tank and all kinds of outside shit for this dude, and they still couldn’t be arsed to do more than pepper spray him and bonk him on the head after chasing him for an hour.

It’s a posted rule. The sign in the accompanying article even says straight up that the manager must enforce the rule.

I’m not fully sure I understand what I just read. I’m not fully sure I want to.

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

It is not a sport for weak men. He never should have taken all that money if he knew he was just going to run away from the sport, with his tail between his legs, because he got a couple of booboos. Football is for real MEN and not these entitled CHILDREN who want their paychecks without giving it everything they…

A little rusty?  99% of the non-entertainers couldn’t do what she did last night. Stop.

Seriously.  Like I know this is just MTV being MTV and pandering, but I would have loved seeing crowd reaction shots from some real Missy fans instead of all the Famous White People.

If they’d cut the feed of whoever had their camera jammed up Taylor Swift’s nose, it would’ve been several minutes longer.

I liked the way the dining room was configured so you could have your own intimate nook. Most of today’s steak houses are laid out in these big spaces where you can’t have a quiet conversation away from the crowd noise.

HEY THE ROOT

Sorry, I understand that it’s more economically advantageous to post videos on Kinja due to non-skippable ads and whatnot. It’s just that video is a super-duper inefficient way of conveying information, which is usually completely inaccessible to those of us checking the site from work, and this was actually something…

No I’m not watching your stupid video. If I wanted to watch videos I’d own a television. I go on the internet to read. Jesus.