Ah, memories of Scions

What does Nissan have to do with the Ford Probe?

Several people here don’t understand the concept of good ol’ AMERICAN sarcasm. Damn commies.

Agreed. I have a Juke and the styling is why I got it. I was sick of boring cars and I wanted something weird and quirky. This is the end result of removing or toning down everything that made it that way, which defeats the purpose.

Those stupid pumps running ads and “news” segments about some celebrity’s new baby really make me want to punch them. I’ve gotten as far as redirecting my fist to hit the plastic shrouds instead so I don’t have to pay $1,600 for a fucking $4 screen because THEY WON’T SHUT UP.

just assuming that avoiding them is super easy for everyone is naive

Realtors are very good at stuff like that.

She came back with listings for three houses governed by HOAs.

Seriously. The last time I was looking for a house, I told my agent “No HOAs.” She came back with listings for three houses governed by HOAs. I told her “No HOAs. I won’t even look at them.” She said, “but these are great deals”. I said, “because they’re in fucking HOAs. No thank you.”

14 year old me thought that shit was hilarious, and did it to someone.

If you want to kick 14 year old me’s ass, you’ll have to get behind me in line. But I don’t think there will be much left of them when I’m done.

Where I live (pretty white area of large diverse city) NextDoor might as well be called the Brown People Alert System. As in “Suspicious looking person knocked on my door, claimed to have car trouble, I wouldn’t open the door.  Be on the lookout for them.” Suspicious always boils down to non-white. 

SEE ALSO: People conducting business on bluetooth headsets.

> the eventual retrieval of the aircraft

It’s the slight smirk (which is phenomenal). To often these things are emotionless (Ray Lewis) or they get the smile wrong (Sanders). This is actually how Reed may have looked after owning your ass. It's magnificent. 

I once had a boss fold her arms like a child and refuse to accept my resignation. After about 10 minutes I gave up trying and just walked down the hall and gave it to the head of HR. Apparently, she felt it looked bad on her if one of her direct reports quit. Previously she had announced another woman’s retirement…

I have my MBA and over a decade of corporate experience. Here’s the summary of my recommendations:

‘Stupidly pathetic’ is a bit strong, isn’t it? Any aioli is certainly no lazy shortcut, as one’s whisking muscles can attest. The lemony aioli is a deliberate choice, and one that mimics the bocadillo I had. You may choose whatever sauce you like. Tell us what you choose, and I can assure you I will not deem it…

I used to know this dude, a recovering crack addict, but still for whatever reason, hung out at bars. One night there was a ruckus starting, and he was in the middle of it. Despite his past transgressions, he wasn’t a bad guy and we got along. As I was trying to pull him away, he looked at me, dead in the eye and said…

Andy Cohen is E level trash. He really wants to be or thinks he is, as clever as Graham Norton, but he will be doused in glitter before that ever happens.

I’m *pretty sure that I got greyed in Jezebel for consistently calling Andy Cohen a piece of shit in any write-up they did about him.