There’s four words in this review that still inspires me to watch this show: Karl, Urban, Elizabeth, and Shue.

Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

Early in my career, we had a group of consultants in our office/trailer (IT was kept out of the main building back then in a converted construction office trailer and it was glorious), and one of them, a woman, came through our service desk room asking where our big boss was. We told her that he was smoking on the…

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

You could just use your provider’s 4G connection, if it works inside the terminal. That may be capped, but it’s probably more secure and more reliable.

Usually celebrity voice actors can at least act.

From wikipedia, bold mine:

Nah. If you behave like a piece of shit, and I call you a piece of shit, I am not insulting your human dignity—I’m calling you a piece of shit for behaving like one.

If I send you a photograph of my dick—or make suggestive, graphic comments about what I want to do to your various orifices—I am treating you like an…

I think it is a great story and really heartwarming for people who like stories about good parenting paying off dividends, but mark me as someone who is very, very skeptical. There’s really nothing about Coco’s game that impresses me. She’s got power off both wings - that’s not too special anymore - but little…

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

There is so much wrong with your post, I don’t even know where to begin.

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

Show me that law. I work for a government agency. We don’t really order in but when we do there is for sure a tip.

Rest in peace Good Sir. I don’t know who you were as a person but I love the fact that you blazed your own path. As a 42 year old hearing of people die at 38 rings pretty loudly with me. Whether it fades to black or gates get swung open or you are purring as a kitten I hope you are kicking it in a better place.

Jesus Christ, this is pretty much exactly how you want these conversations to go. ACTOR: “Hey, some shitty producer wants me for a role.” DIRECTOR: “Hey, I don’t actually want you for the role, it’s just that shitty producer. ACTOR: “Cool, cast the guy you want, I’ll make something up and get the shitty producer off…

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

This is getting better and better.
The kid that destroyed country music in 2019 is not only black, but gay ? I love this so much. 

Lol. Mobility issues students beat me to class with the wonderful support they get. Kids? I had a kid in undergrad and 3 in grad school. I worked at the physical plant in undergrad and at a liquor store in grad school even though I had a full fellowship. Didn’t miss class or come in late. Everyone else should be…

College professor here: I have a TA stand at the door and turn away people who show up late. I am currently dealing with 11 grade protests because “I showed up everyday, but they wouldn’t let me in.” The dean will just change the grade in the end, but I won’t change the policy.

Square dancing is also the centerpiece of the 1950 Bugs Bunny cartoon “Hillbilly Hare” - directed by Robert McKimson - which features probably the funniest sustained sequence of music-based slapstick in the history of animation, possibly in all of film. So, in short, thanks, conspiracy.