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I upvoted you because you used the word "sexually".

Anakin yelling: yippie!
Darth Vader yelling: nooooooooooooo!
Ewoks blinking in confusion.

In one universe George Lucas created Episode VII in 1990. It was great! Luke kicked ass fighting against Palpatine clones and Leia became a Jedi knight! In 1999 he created completely different prequels which were amazing!

The thing is that the prequels seem to have been made by someone else which is not the case.

It's only that it's so shocking that a man that managed to create so many fantastic things managed to seemly have forgotten about everything great he created before by creating some really shitty stuff afterwards.

It's incredible how opposite it is to the boring and dull DC cinematic universe.

Fuck Jar Jar!

Trump may eventually prove you wrong…

Rogue One Vs Suicide Squad - Who is more suicidal?

Really? I grew up with the original trilogy and I never would have thought about liking that character as a kid and I loved the Ewoks!

Assassin's Creed…

Obligatory comment about going back in time to stop Lucas from ruining Jake Lloyd's mental sanity and career by being a hack.

I would let him, but only after threatening him with a shotgun in my hands, telling him not to put that Jar Jar character or kid Anakin and trade federations on the movies.

I wonder how dull life would be if Star Wars never existed.

The Walking Bunnies!

Did you feel icked by his signal on his suit then? Especially the one on his back, that big, thick spider! Argh!

Carrie will always be the princess and Debbie will always be the queen. They will always be royalty.

Hey, Jabba was totally into that, OK? He was a perv and supposedly a representation of Hollywood producers, so it makes complete sense.

Say that to all the families of the victims of the Death Star attacks!

Tell them that Carrie Fisher, David Bowie and Prince dying is more relevant to you that their sad, pathetic existence. That probably will solve your bad friends problem.