This year me and some friends will be at the Easter Safari doing our “White Elephant” Rally, wherein we pick names out of a hat and prepare $800+ offroaders for someone else in secret. Yes, I know this is actually a Secret Santa format, but White Elephant sounds better. Hope we see you there, David, good luck!

Oh, and in answer to some of the previous comments:

Hey, this is my car! I’m already regretting selling it, but the Miata I’ve replaced it with will be just as obnoxious, I promise.