If you’re about to be executed, stall for as long as humanly possible, because you never know when a dragon is going to show up.

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I’d like to punch their skulls and evacuate their brains into the nearest toxic waste container, seal it shut and send it into space.

“The doctor punches its skull and then evacuates the brain. It is the most barbaric thing.”

There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

Some things the Republican party needs if we would ever like to win another election.

“Strong leaders.” -Donald Trump

As a man who values his family above all else I am beyond disgusted by these comments Donald Trump would make and I ask all Republicans join me in a wholehearted rejection of everything it stands for.

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

Trump is going to skip the next debate and instead host a pay-per-view where he will literally make out with his daughter.

It’s such a shame that Trump is the one who got The Old Post Office. It’s an incredibly beautiful old Richardsonian Romanesque building, and you can go up to the tower at the top and get a fantastic view of the city. When the Washington Monument was closed I think it was the best view possible downtown.

Can we talk about that picture of Don Jr... just as soon as I stop vomiting?

Jeb is a MESS