“Look at this poor who is taking our picture.”

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”

Lies, racism, misogyny, and galling self-dealing are hardly a new phenomenon in American politics but we should still point out that they are bad.

I just don’t understand his insults. Like, on twitter I see his promoted tweets about “crooked Hillary”. Crooked? Really? That’s your insult? And wacky? What century is this? I feel like I’m listening to the penguin insult people.

One of my ‘favorite’ things about Trump is his bizarre insistence that, despite being a public figure, people who haven’t met him personally have no basis to form an opinion. He said something similar about Mr. Khan.

Very disrespectful to the military.

When will Donald Trump release his tax returns?

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

For real. I half expected him to say “Oh thank god.”

My junior year in high school, my English/literature class read The Metamorphosis. We were supposed to put on a skit about it, which in retrospect is kinda ridiculous, but whatever. Anyhow, my group did “James Joyce’s The Metamorphosis,” in which Gregor was turned into a giant penis.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic bear. He was lying on his furry, as it were hirsute, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his formerly bald belly now covered with brown hair on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in…

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

“I have the best sympathy, the best. I give marvelous condolence, the finest ever. It’s beautiful.”

The GOP really is starting to talk more frankly. George W. Bush was a “compassionate conservative” but now they’re really telling us to our face that they’ll gently ram us in the ass.

There’s a fancy painting of a handsome young man hidden in his attic.

Drug criminals is a great band name, thank you.

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016