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The whole aspect of Augs as an oppressed minority never made much sense to me, because logically they would be a privileged elite.

I called 31 GameStops and they all said this wasn’t true.

My friends and I have generally agreed that we can cancel on each other if we absolutely hate the idea of being around other humans the night The Plan is supposed to happen. Sometimes, you just need to sit at home and re-watch Harry Potter movies in your grubbies instead of putting on proper clothing and going outside.

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.

That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

Officers singled out Al-Matar allegedly because of her “suspicious behavior”, which included “walking at a brisk pace, in a determined manner.”

I remember the ‘Company Reports Something, Seems Pleased’ articles that used to show up on a regular basis.

It’s all fun and games until Peter Thiel teams up with the United States Olympic Committee to sue Kotaku for running unauthorized Olympic themed ‘Shop contests, Fahey.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Obvious comment is obvious.

Surprise! Kentucky Route Zero Act IV is now available on PC, Mac, and Linux. Check out the (admittedly weird) trailer above.

“Adam, now, is fresh, he smells good, he’s clean.”