You win. I am 34 and I seriously giggled at that.

Why do you think there are more dead birds in organic produce? Why do you think there are any dead birds in produce? Is there a source for this strange paranoia?

This situation has been a huge boon for the pre-diabetic mystery-meat fiends in America. See! Chipotle is evil! War on Christmas! Benghazi! Hippies!!!!!

He’s an idiot. Anyone who writes “p.s. Chipotle sucks...” does not pay for his own internet. Revel in your moral, financial, and evolutionary superiority. And feel bad for him: some day Trump will lose and his family will be weeping over their soggy KFC coleslaw about it.

There are literally thousands of things Sysco could be delivering including local food. They are a distributor, it's what they do. Not to mention that even local restaurants serve national soda brands and juices, stock napkins and table salt and to go boxes, etc. but then you only went there to find something to…