As a straight, white girl, I couldn’t agree more. There’s also more than a hint of a 1992 album cover.

Perhaps that’s a joint, but I can’t help thinking, Virginia Slim Ultra Light. Just saying.

1000%. Even more percent perhaps, but that seemed overkill. There’s, protesting too much, and then there’s Beckham. His need to show ‘dudeness’ seems oddly desperate. I mean, a kicking net? Seriously? Get a grip.