pilgrim945
Pilgrim945
pilgrim945

jake here. i’m still single and depressed.

Also, Gnash wants to point out that the Phoenix Gorilla needed to be helped off the court that one time whereas Carlton the Polar Bear danced through the crowd on a sprained hind leg for hours.

Reminds me of when they traded for Brandon McCarthy.

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Someone should throw a pizza at that dude’s head

ETA everyone should laugh like Don Orsillo laughs in this

I respect their right to have a team

liquid salt — actually salt solution

Dude. We liked Rajon Rondo when he was here. Rajon Fucking Rondo. Nobody’s going to hate anybody on one of our sports teams until they leave then we’ll trash them regardless of race.

As a Pats fan, and a New Englander - I can happily reassure you that nobody will be lingering in your city to take in the beauty and culture of Houston.

Even nfl.com couldn’t care less about this game.

The fact that biscuits weren’t included as an option for breakfast sandwich bread is appalling

Yes! By putting Edgar Martinez in!

Give the mug to a left handed person. All mugs are blank to us. You’d think they’d just put the picture on both sides, but no, they don’t.

Nick Cafardo, everyone!

Oh great, so not only is it a monstrous eyesore, its also Nazi. Wonderful.

Tom Brady wants to live like common people
He wants to do whatever common people do
He wants to eat with common people
Eat strawberries with common people like you
Well, what else could I do?
I said, “I’ll see what I can do.”


That idea is fantastic.. I am not sure it would work, but it would be worth a try.. and now the base runners can actually help the next batter.