“Empowering” lost all meaning for me years ago — in the wake of a prolonged thread on Jez about the feminist power of Spanx.

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.

“I’m not crying YOU ARE”

I always have to laugh at the type of response that amounts to “x group are crybabies that can’t handle shit” and meanwhile can’t see how ridiculous it is that they are so upset and aggrieved over the issue/ change themselves. So, you are a little crybaby bitch, too, right? Like if the name is such an unimportant,…

If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say…

Who the hell needs this tumbler? Just sign up for OKCupid!

Lasers are hot.

how do you get hard while a laser is scanning your dick?

OK, serious question. Do they let you finish after your scan? Or do you just have to have a super awkward middle school boner while they print this thing?