well, the major feature they are using to negg any fake names is asking your relatives and friends if that's really what they call you. In other words, I'm pretty sure my grandma told on me.

yeah, I am a raver, and given names confuse the hell out of all of us. Let's just say that most of my oldschool friends don't ever use my given name, and I would prefer a site which would let me blithely ignore my judgy relatives

seriously. I had a flu and seasickness accident, and my fiance refuses to mention it because he knows I'm traumatized

... it's been around a lot longer than miley cyrus and I'm pretty sure it's here to stay. EMBRACE IT

According to the guardian, this story is THIRTY years old. http://www.theguardian.com/news/reality-c…

Don't you even start with me! These are the most delicate fish I've ever had, and they all DIED ON ME. They wouldn't eat. It is the single reason why I got rid of my salt tank

My fiance has been tracking vasalgel for years. He has a NEEDLE PHOBIA, and he can't fuckin wait for human trials. He's on their mailing list *proud*

It's okay to spend my wedding money on impractically fancy couture, right? *cries silent tears*

mmmm androgynous corpses in cocktail-activewear, my favorite

I have a soy allergy, my dad is allergic to wheat gluten and lactose intolerant, my mom has a shellfish allergy... and my mom and fiance are both picky eaters. Them feels bro

...how does one even spend that much on groceries?! I do the shopping for my entire household, and without tallying everything up carefully and getting everything we could possibly want, it's under $200 every time (normally around $100/week). That's 4 adults, we get extra produce for my broke ex boyfriend and his…

Teenage punk boys+Marlboro 27s+day old B.O. *shaaaaame*

Yeah my rules have always been 1) 100% honesty about what has happened/will happen 2) condoms. Never put me in danger....Otherwise, I feel most rules kind of defeat the purpose.

Yeh I actually agree that it's not something anyone has to tell their parents. Like, sure, feel free to tell new and old friends that you had the realization and that you are out and proud, but it's not really relevant information for family members. Most of the women in my family are bi, including me, but none of us…

man I guess I'm off my game. I saw a pikachu mating with a zubat

This just happened to me on a flight from Seattle to LA. Thank you for letting me know that I am not alone!

ah death obsessed little children. the goths of the future...

I love my dog, but every time my parents say they are my "fur children" I take the time to explain how that is both scientifically impossible and gross

It's a camp in the wilderness, so there are bears and other wild animals, and we have to be able to take care of the kids at all times. LOTS of kids got very sick from a combination of altitude, change in diet, weather, homesickness etc. and we had to walk them to the bathroom or the nurse no matter what time of…

I work with kids, so I have lots of crazy stories, but there are a few recent things that really make me question what I'm doing with my life: I'm assisting a day camp, and one of the kids is a psychopath. He's very into science, though, so he mostly just blurts out all of the answers and walks up to us to talk in the…