Yeah, dogs are just like that. I have a dog that barks very loudly at us every time we kiss, hug, or have sex. At some point he started tunneling under our bed and barking at us from directly underneath us.

My second time having sex ever: Age of 14. Two hours in a public bathroom at my community pool, getting horrible butt bruises, because my boyfriend (with whom I had just lost my virginity the week before) was so freaked out by the process that he couldn't get into it, kept losing his erection, and didn't want to come…

I say each one that refuses to do full frontal gets thrown to the dragons...

did they just lose their spokesperson or...?

THREE women have finished the qualification courses this season, when none had before! When it rains, it pours!

took the words right from muh brain. That kid is more attractive, but I feel bad for feeling that

Well I'm not sure how mine measures up, but here goes: I was at a small rave (about 50 people) in '07. Completely legal, strangely, but held in a warehouse/bar opposite a literal sweatshop in LA. At one point the cops walk through, check the permits, and LEAVE. I am there with lots of friends, and feel safe enough to…

yeah, it's bullshit if people don't recognize that their personal choices affect other people. I vape, and know lots of people who do, but I can't imagine anyone vaping inside public buildings like restaurants or schools. Regardless of your viewpoint about nicotine or the safety of vaping, it's still a controlled…

I proudly use a gummy bear flavor. Every adult with a vape that I know uses a candy or fruit flavor, and the only places I've heard any disdain for that is on the news and in your comment...

Nicotine itself is pretty innocuous. Yes, it's addictive, but the stimulant effect is about as bad for you as caffeine. Everything in moderation, yo. A collection of studies has found that nicotine can act as a mood stabilizer, increase memory and attention span (works in some ways to counteract Alzheimers, ADHD, and…

Creative writing degree here. 40" badonk and squats for daaaays. I've been told it's my best feature OTHER THAN MY INTELLECT amirite ladies?

Nothin special... 2 days after my 12th birthday I started feeling gross and found a little pink dot in my undies. Mom taught me how to put in a tampon with lube (lol) and the next few times I had my period it was like the freaking levies in new orleans ruptured. Bled through all of my favorite pairs of pants over the…

to be fair, I knew what I wanted to do for the rest of my life when I was 18... but I got a 4 1/2 year creative writing degree sooooooo

lol my gay friends have been posting this shit all week. I don't know what to think or how to feel anymore

Today I wish I had eaten: a pack of raspberries, poached egg on rye toast, sauteed spinach, and vanilla chai tea. I'm not much of a breakfast person, but that sounds pretty tasty. Also, chorizo burrito (spinach wrap) with a scrambled egg and roasted pepper salsa. ugh, I'm making myself hungry

my first told me we couldn't have sex anymore because Jesus... I broke up with him a few months later, 'cause high school.

Concept kind of reminds me of Sweet Home Alabama with Reese Witherspoon, except they aren't still married. Also, stop making me think about which one of my friends is going to die and posthumously re-introduce me to the kid who took my virginity.

shit, bro, you should work for the board of tourism.

still not a burrito

uh, I'm from San Diego and I have eaten Mexican food in a half dozen states and a few other countries. While it's true that we have a wide variety of burritos, and created the California burrito, the best one I have ever had is at a hole in the wall taqueria in Encinitas. Better than anything in Arizona, New Mexico,…