Thank. GOD. Someone else finds the use of umami annoying AF. I can’t stand when people use it. I refuse to use it except when discussing my disdain for the word. I agree with a lot of the comments that people actually have zero idea how to use the word. 

“The usual” is especially meaningful here. 

I initially read “tears and shits”, and thought, damn, now that’s a man’s best friend before realizing you wrote shite - as in not the bathroom kind.

I love to cook, so the best purchase for me was my D5 10-piece set of All-Clad pots and pans. To this day, I have not regretted it for a single second.

Give me $1 and I’ll just make it disappear. You won’t see it again, promise.

I regret nothing. 

I went to Diagon Alley for the first time a few weeks ago, and I got the cold standard butter beer. My bf and I were SUPPOSED to split one, but he opted for a real beer instead, took two sips and said the rest is for me. Damnit.

My boyfriend took me to Wawa for the very first time a few weekends ago! It was magical haha. We got sandwiches and coffee!

Really glad to hear that because I’ve never had one before either…

If you’re going to find a reason to bitch about the new Pokemon game, well... the solution is simple. Show your lack of support, and just. don’t. buy. it. Easy.

You should try adding parmesan to your bread crumbs. Amazing. 

Or you can re-use the black to go containers. I like using them for meal prep.

Now if only this game would show up on Switch… :(

Hah, if the flight is short enough (less than 2 hours), I’ll just book a middle seat near the front of the plane. Not the end of the world. Otherwise, yea, I will do whatever I can to book an aisle seat.

I got my shots as a kid, but then when I was of adulting age, my mom definitely got in my head with her “research” and blah blah blahs. Not gonna lie, I leaned towards anti-vaxx for a few years, for a lot of the various reasons you see online, and then some. The biggest reason being that why vaccinate for one thing…

I LOVE pea shoots. I agree. Definitely underrated. YUUMMM.

YOU ruined their experience??! No. Fuck that. They crossed a line and you weren’t having it. I’m sorry you had to deal with shitty customers. Your job is NOT to let people call you whatever they want. You have a name.

I was just about to comment this! More freezer friendly :) 

HAH. Sounds about right. 

When I saw “starts with the letter M,” I immediatley thought Malort. Hahhh.