From the producers of Sausage Party... brings you a tale as you’ve never forking seen before.

Trump is a soulless, heartless, asshole. 

“Perhaps a gallon of red wine” - now you’re speaking my language. 

more like the anti-christ...

lol “regrets” playing the game? bullshit. he’s only saying that cause he got caught. he would still be playing if he didn’t get the ban. 

OMG Winamp was my jam back in the day. It was also my first foray into graphic design making nerdy skins (cowboy bebop and FFX were my faves). 

Hey, a mouth is a mouth.

An apartment full of stoners? I don’t know LOL 

You have a point! Cold pizza can be good. There’s a difference though between pizza arriving cold vs a cold pizza slice in the morning (or at 2am after a night out).

I JUST made a similar comment. I completely agree with you. 

100% agree. It’s pure novelty, so I feel like it never would get the care and precision as a normal sized (and done well) food item would have.

I groaned at the cold part - nothing worse than cold pizza - but laughed at the drop it comment.

I get the appeal, but no thanks. I guess the restaurant DOES stand out though because of the sheer size. But no normal sized apartment can probably fit this - is this more for corporate events? AND you have to give 24-hour notice? Eff that. I’m just gonna order $300 worth of pizza (with variations on the toppings) and…

I 100% agree. The substitution price was to be expected, and I wouldn’t have been mad or dumbfounded because scallops are significantly more expensive than shrimp, but the server absolutely should have mentioned it to the patron. You can’t assume every person who asks for a substitution will expect a surcharge. Or how…

HAHHHH I love this. And I loved this episode. Another great idea: Parent is Kevin, the baby is the pot of chili. Just for the love of God, don’t drop it. 

Yikes. I mean, you would think it’s common sense, but this is something I NEVER think about when going out to eat... It’s almost better to just eat at home 100% of the time :(

I remember when in-n-out came to Austin. Everyone made such a huge deal. I had had it in California before so I rolled my eyes how obsessed people were when it came, aha. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good burger, but for there to be lines that extend to a major street...no. It’s a bit overrated. 

I was about to call you crazy, cause no cheese on a snack board is blasphemy in my eyes, BUT! you have some pretty solid suggestions :)

The Thanos one has me rolling. Definitely my favorite. 

Making fun of someone’s size is not cool or funny. But maybe I’m a hypocrite cause I totally would make fun of Trump for his small hands.