100% agree. It’s pure novelty, so I feel like it never would get the care and precision as a normal sized (and done well) food item would have.

I groaned at the cold part - nothing worse than cold pizza - but laughed at the drop it comment.

I get the appeal, but no thanks. I guess the restaurant DOES stand out though because of the sheer size. But no normal sized apartment can probably fit this - is this more for corporate events? AND you have to give 24-hour notice? Eff that. I’m just gonna order $300 worth of pizza (with variations on the toppings) and…

I 100% agree. The substitution price was to be expected, and I wouldn’t have been mad or dumbfounded because scallops are significantly more expensive than shrimp, but the server absolutely should have mentioned it to the patron. You can’t assume every person who asks for a substitution will expect a surcharge. Or how…

HAHHHH I love this. And I loved this episode. Another great idea: Parent is Kevin, the baby is the pot of chili. Just for the love of God, don’t drop it. 

Yikes. I mean, you would think it’s common sense, but this is something I NEVER think about when going out to eat... It’s almost better to just eat at home 100% of the time :(

I remember when in-n-out came to Austin. Everyone made such a huge deal. I had had it in California before so I rolled my eyes how obsessed people were when it came, aha. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good burger, but for there to be lines that extend to a major street...no. It’s a bit overrated. 

I was about to call you crazy, cause no cheese on a snack board is blasphemy in my eyes, BUT! you have some pretty solid suggestions :)

lol, not to judge cause I fell into one of these buckets years ago, but I feel Denny’s has either a 2 am drunk college crowd or a stereotypical conservative family. and i most definitely have never been here with family.

the poo poo one is hands down amazing.

Free weights are GREAT! If you’re into machines, sometimes, you have to wait until someone’s done or try to get a set in between someone else’s set. With free weights, if someone has the weight I want, I will typically go one weight of dumbbells lower and increase my reps, or increase the weight and do fewer reps.…

I couldn’t resist :P 

Those POS systems make it really easy to tip, so I typically will tip if it’s something more complicated like a cappuccino.

I totally want to be friends with them. Not for the bathtub part - I don’t care about that. Just to eat and chill.

Amen. Amen. Amen.

I’d vote for her. 

I think I’d get sued for punching the clown in the face.

The disappointing thing is when people think healthy, they think bland. Healthy food does NOT need to be bland. So it’s disappointing that his restaurant was bland and not worth it. The only food experience he SEEMS to have on the show is being eye-candy (heh heh... couldn’t resist).

You. You win today. 

I mean... when the bacon fat starts to render in the skillet or pan, isn’t it technically frying at that point since the bacon has some flour on it...? Either way sounds freakin amazing and I am sad I didn’t try this place when I lived in Austin. But will definitely try this method soon.