I was speechless when he started speaking Mandarin. There’s definitely more to Cena than meets the eye. I’d certainly watch a show of Cena eating around the world. 

Hah. That’s actually adorable and you should be proud of your attempt! Honestly, when I don’t have the right tools (the colander or spaetzle press), you can use a teaspoon to get a small piece, dip the spoon in the boiling water until the dough falls off, and then grab another piece. It works just as well.

fellow slovak! yea i grew up with my mom making this, and now i constantly make it for my SO. it’s one of his absolute favorite dishes i make.

Being Slovak, I’d like to think my paprikash is pretty famous (at least among friends), and yea, Hungarian smoked paprika is an absolute must - the more the better! Might I suggest instead of using cream, use sour cream mixed with a little bit of lemon juice and flour to mix into the paprikash (towards the end). And…

Braised oxtail is perfect because you can literally just put it into a slow cooker and forget about it. Seared scallops is pretty challenging. A second too long and it’s ruined. A second too short and you’ll be dating the toilet for a day or two.

The best way to use Velveeta is to throw it in the trash :P Sorry, not sorry.

Eh, I pay my credit card balance every Friday and do my best not to splurge every 5 minutes. Also, I enjoy getting miles and points for every CC usage - I don’t get that with debit or cash.

Boo effin hoo. Let me send you some thoughts and prayers.

Ahaaa, here’s hoping my Who Noms the World Insta can get verified! Crossing my fingers! 

hahahaha. i was scrolling through thinking “oh man these are SO COOL. i can’t wait to see if there’s more than one jura... WHAT THE?! why does lex have boobs? isn’t she like 13 in the movie?”

lol talk about 1 step forward, 2 steps back. a bit behind the times, don’t you think?

This looks... dope AF. Wow, color me impressed.

Or you could just delete your account and app altogether. This might not take back what you sent, but it will 100% prevent you from sending shit in the first place :P

It seems likely the best way Trump would want his briefings presented are in the form of tweets.

The auron one made me scream. So happy to see that one.

Very cool to see the Gamecube repurposed like that!!

Gooooodness. I remember playing KH1 and 2 back in high school on PS2. I’ve really grown tired of waiting for this game, that it’s almost like, meh, if I don’t get to play it, it won’t be the end of the world. Plus, I’m not going to buy a brand new console just for the chance to play.

Really! I went to Oasis before I moved, and I can kind of picture what you mean. When I went, they had construction going on with some already stable beams and such, but no shops as of then.

Aha dude, you’re absolutely right. Even 2-3 years ago, it was nearly impossible to find a table. I can’t imagine how difficult it is these days.

Aha, and just in case anyone is too lazy to actually search, the nautical theme bar is called “Somersault”