It's because of garbage like this that so many people consider NASCAR to be absolute bullshit.

Maybe I'm too liberal but I don't see the big deal. I wish parents were more honest and say that they're uncomfortable looking at half naked people and leave kids out of it. Kids for the most part don't give a shit about a lot of stuff parents worry about. How will this cover harm them?

As soon as I saw the poster I turned to my bf and said "We are the best generation." Between this and Cool Canadian Chris and his Bowie cover I just want to dance around and go neener neener to everyone that ever told me sci fi was a waste of time.

Please don't post threads about Nascar on here. It's not actual racing,.. it's entertainment. It belongs on "E" Channel,... not a car enthusiast site.

First off, I freely admit I'm an F1 kind of guy. Love the speed, love the tech, and love the format (varied road tracks, race & qualifying format/length and the 2-car/driver "team"). I also freely admit that I know very little about NASCAR and a large majority of the drivers. I've never physically been to a race…

N.A.R.S.S Not a real sport sydrom. Welcome to professional wraslin racing

Children. Maybe they should stop wearing the fire suits and just go around in colored underwear like WWE wrestlers already, and fake-race. Because that is what they behave like.

Can we please get a racing series with out all this bullshit? You've got NASCAR thinking it's the WWE. F1 has grandpa Bernie trying to run off all the fans and small teams. I guess I have to go back to watching some NHRA.

PMS. Pissy Man Syndrome.

This is a prime example of the dangers of brakes on cars.

And the Eyes In The Back Of Their Head Award goes to....

Welcome to fricken 70% of America and 105% of the FRICKEN SOUTH.

Did I miss the Orb thing? I saw Torches other article about them...I'm lost.

Tera Sinube used a white lightsaber. /mic drop

I know you think that's a thing, but it's not. Turbo cars in the 90's did not need giant grills. It's all styling.

Well, they're doing a better job of hiding their bumper-obviously-through-grille, but what I don't get is why giant grilles are so desirable anyway. Trying to get that dump truck look?

Oh I have no doubt that you had an amazing childhood. And you were very cute, if poorly coordinated. But it's your adulthood that I'm worried about here. What would that slide loving, footy pajama wearing toddler think of the chocolate milk hating woman you have become?

But with a Chief Justice who has never been pulled over, for anything, himself, we'll find out what the Court has to say about it.

I'm so sorry that, even as adults, some of us are still able to appreciate and respect the things that brought us joy as children, Kara.

Seriously. Kara has clearly never had Nesquik. Or Ronnybrook Chocolate Milk.