Yes! You need serious abs to hike out on a Laser like that. 

Which is why you always read the mg on the product, stick with smoking good weed, or abstain from baking awesome banana bread yourself on a Monday.

OMG, I know what you mean! Smoking is so much “safer.” I don’t bake much, if ever, but hey it was Monday...

Alternative? Hell, it’s a pre-brownie appetizer!

Touché.

You mean....Chinese pork balls with noodles?!

“Her 18-year-old daughter”, eh? Mmm-hmm.

People, this is Chinese-American food here; As in, tasty but filled with ignorance and racial insensitivity. For this reason, I’m going with:

You’re gonna do what they say can’t be done*.

Fair take, for sure, but it also entered a segment that is dying, fast.

My favorite was the “what dress to wear to a wedding” post on Deadspin. I mean, competitive dress one-upsmanship at weddings has always been a thing but, presumably, it’s a sport now.

“Forced vegetarianism” is what my five-year old nephew might call his meals if, like, he didn’t love vegetarian food so much.

Hey look, it’s “HerbertHoover” with a historically wrong take, again!

Perhaps, but that’s why two weeks of games like lawn bowling might be too much on its own. 

Amen brother. And then there’s the autoplay ads that keep re-starting, constantly serving up malware in their ads the past couple months, the bloat...

I’m literally going to buy a bag right now — Found ‘em at a Whole Foods a mile away. If you don’t hear back this eve, I’m dead. My attorneys will be in touch.

You must be responding to someone else because nobody even once has raised “saving face” in this thread (WTF?). 

You should write comics.