Was this the Xanax of deadly rollovers or what? How chill was that?!

“The all-new seven-passenger Subaru Emasculator...”

Do I have to be the curmudgeon that points out that smaller cars are put at risk by this, that it’s “not cool man”, and then invites you to get off his lawn?

People that drive that recklessly are a menace.

No. The issue is not “do concussions happen”, it’s “if a concussion happens, someone other than the guy with a serious brain injury needs to decide if he goes back in and when.” Concussions need to be treated immediately and further jostling of the brain after one is incredibly dangerous to one’s life. We’ve now…

I think I might be the only other one who shares that feeling. That knee went up and out a bit unnecessarily as his eye-line was directly on Thompson’s head, with little reaction after.

The incentive to return is too high and the decision-makers aren’t putting the player’s health first (and that includes the brain-injured player). It has to be a neutral, independent party or this will continue, perhaps with terrible results.

...And they’d have served sushi. Thank goodness they don’t — I’ll happily fill my gut and clog my arteries by way of a large #9 (hot pastrami) with extra onions.*

Why should the NFL take care of this guy? He’s everything they DON’T need right now. He’s had every opportunity given to him and second chances spelled out in triplicate.

Theory:

Nothing like using a $350,000 armored Bearcat for pit maneuvers.

This is a trick question.

His taste in which cars he (or others) selected is unquestionably impeccable but “restraint” ain’t his thing — Each of his cars has been massively over-restored, sometimes re-shaped to remove original history, then painted in non-original colors to suit photographers’ lenses.

You ever met him? Unlike the others who don’t fraternize with unwashed masses, Jay hangs out and shares his stuff with us mortals. That is, by my yardstick, very “cool.”

I just like knowing it’ll happen to you one day.

Ditto. That absolutely needs a hi-res posting.

F**k. My life sucks.

Are you blind? Do you not see people violently pinned to the pavement after being removed from their bikes, which are lying about? Seriously, honestly: how stupid are you?

You think getting knocked off your bike and having your head held to pavement with your hands behind your back isn’t violent? How warped are you?!

Dude, decaf. It's a fucking joke. Jeesh...