The Sod That Failed

OK, but let’s be sure to acknowledge the real winner here:

*stamps WHO WATCHES THIS off Commentariat Bingo Card*

Lonzo Ball will be off the Lakers after two years and out of the Association entirely in five.

Shade! Woke! Here for it! Is Everything!

Unorthodox strategy by the Bears but at this point you have to try anything to keep someone in a Packers uniform from crossing midfield.

Zack is getting dunked on in the replies, and he’s resorted to snitching

I think this is more the ideal outcome.

this reminds me of the time Tim Tebow took a shot at his persecutors with his cleats.

“You’re telling me!”

Shut the fuck up.

She still won’t go. The post was meant to make a statement, not to actually do anything.

If a better company in a nicer part of the country asked me to work for them for millions of dollars, I’d probably say yes, too.

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

You define “common” as 79 times in Major League history?

I know it’s cool to make fun of Bill Simmons and all, but he’s not wrong. Wall is a career .321 3p shooter taking a 26-footer with a guy in his face. I don’t care to look up the exact stats on it, but I dare bet that’s a shit that he shoots under 30% on. How many other shots are you going to get that have that little…