Reminds me of the twitter user that asked why cancelled was spelled with 2 Ls in the UK but only 1 in the US. Someone responded, “Because we gave you that second L in 1776.”

The Sky!

Grossi: [accuses Browns of conspiring with Barnwell]

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Luckily you won’t need to.

“That’s nothing. I black out for the last 6 minutes of most games.”

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

As an upper-middle class white man, people are unhappy??

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

Whatever, her grandfather was the worst professor I ever had and then I heard he killed some guy.

“I’m a stay-at-home model, and Mark works part time at a local kombucha brewery. Our budget is $1.2 million.”

You can stand under a steamy shower for days, however, and never run out of hot water, which makes it the best place in the world in my opinion. Additionally, while they believe in hill trolls they don’t actually elect them to the highest offices in the land.

I loved how he ended it like a douche.
“then that’s pathetic...my happiest moments? my friends, travel, thins I experienced...my teams winning titles wouldn’t even be in the appendix of my life.”
This guy probably spent Sundays with his friends and family, he clearly spent time with his kids about it. Travel? That’s…

great, that can can be your obituary

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