You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd there they gooooooooo........right out of the NFC playoff picture.....”

I’ve been going over in my head how the AL playoff field will have a new team next year and I just don’t see it unless the Angels do it, maybe the Rays? Red Sox and Yankees are perennial 90 game winners. Cleveland is in an easier division along with the Twins. Houston is crushing. It’s just a very clear line right now…

The only one of those teams I would for sure say in for an 8-10 year run is the Yankees only because of their spending power. Windows are pretty small in baseball and baseball is incredibly unpredictable. You also forgot the White Sox who could be competing as early as next year.

Who are the teams?

Even if he is at full strength, there are definitely 2 (LAR, NO) teams better than the packers in the NFC, 2 (MIN, PHI) teams that are most likely better although you could put up some argument. Then there are 4 teams that are pretty much equal (CAR, SEA, ATL, DAL). The Packers are a bad team without Rodgers and a…

Even if it means the only thing on the line is a Vikings first round bye?

That’s fair. I’m saying if other people play it at their wedding I won’t think “great” or “fuck this song”. The Cha Cha slide is on the fuck this song list.

name a band that is inoffensive then. If middle age women, grandmas, and tweens like it, it’s inoffensive. Bruno Mars, Micheal Buble, Katy Perry. I mean even Beyonce has some edge to her, albeit very minimal.

Really? I think when the time comes they only pony up for Severino and Sanchez (maybe Montgomery too!) since they have so many other guys coming up. Sign team friendly contracts on non superstars and maybe Tanaka since pitching is always hard to come by. Hicks and Gregorious IMO shouldn’t be resigned to the FA deals…

I’m not a fan of Sheeran for personal listening, but what other kind of music would you expect to hear at a wedding. No one wants to hear fucking Beach House at a wedding. Sheeran is perfect because it’s inoffensive enough that it makes for great background music.

I’m willing to bet that after this tweet views/viewers of that movie spiked

I feel like the Eagles are equal with the Vikings and the Rams just a tick behind that. Should be an exciting January barring any more devastating injuries

The Yankees average about 40000 assholes every home game that can go get fucked. Compared to that 27 seems pretty small.

You know, not everything relates to the Yankees and sodomy, as much as you would like it to.

Maybe you should ask your mother. *kills self*

Is there any salt left over? I thought Yankees fans consumed it all after being publically rejected by Ohtani. “Yeah we didn’t want him anyway, he’s not that good.”

Now they have two hitters battling for the playoff strikeout record.

If there is anything I know about baseball it’s that it’s completely predictable.

I think they are better off just DFAing him and having dead money. He was worth -2 wins last year.