Yes. Welcome. We wear comfortable clothes that look good on our changing/aging bodies, listen to whatever the hell music we want (I was singing both One Direction and the Stray Cats this morning), and shake our heads ruefully at Kids These Days.

is this her Lana del Rey costume?

You said Richard Lawson and I thought of another Richard Lawson.

I had a subscription to Sassy and I think it was more influential on my worldview than high school was.

Pre-TMZ, I used to watch this gossip show on E! (back when it had E! true hollywood stories) where Ted Casablanca would throw it to one columnist after another for insider info. She typically had the juiciest tidbits.

Yeah, but this is lady violence.

How do I get your job?

Also: I was on a billboard in New York today, but I didn't want to be all conceited about it. Only like 10 thousand people got to be on it.

Juliette Lewis has been in metal/hard rock bands since the 90's. She even sang on The Strange Days soundtrack.

Where she got me was after she smashed up the car and she was wigging out about the idea Sally could have gotten a scar on her face.

Julia Stiles is awesome. The fifth Dexter season was easily the best.

Hey, my wedding and reception were at a Marriott and it was significantly less tacky than that. Granted, it was the Marriott Grand Cayman, but still. The Marriott doesn't deserve that. Maybe like...one of the nicer Holiday Inns.

My husband was also my high school sweetheart for 3 years, and back in the day he was a super prolific love letter writer - 5-8 page letters, written on scrolled paper & tied with red ribbons - they were FANTASTIC. We broke up & went our separate ways for 10 years, during which time I married another [really horrible]…

I did have love letters. Lots of them. At some point I imposed some organization- one manila envelope for each major relationship. Shortly after I married, at age 31, I decided that I wouldn't want my future child to find these letters after my future death, so I disposed of them. I plunked them right in the…

Okay, fuck this gaslighting lying abusive asshole. He's a shit who is terrified you'll leave him and is trying to break you down.

I love Joan Didion, and yet I always get the feeling, to this day...she's def the kind of WASPy girl who would not fuck with me. Like a mean girl in the classiest, to-the-manor-born way.

A perky Minnesconsinite teacher my mom used to work with would say "Okey-doke" in a way that was incredibly fucking mean.

My best friend married my ex, I was the maid of honor at their wedding. I also ended up fucking one of the grooms best friends the night of the wedding, and I met my husband that night( not the guy I fucked) .I guess I was kind of a slut back in the day. Man I used to be fun!

"Be cool. Don't be all, like, uncool."