Hoffs.

My mom recently phoned in a panic because "the IRS" had called saying she owed them money and was supposed to give them her credit card number. It's an evil, evil thing to take advantage of gullible seniors. Hugs to your mom.

My mom is 75 years old. She was a nurse for 25 years and is a generally thoughtful, erudite person.

This is the most perfect distillation of late-90's/early-00's makeup I could possibly have imagined, and I love it so much. The dark lipliner under nude lipstick all slathered with super-shiny gloss. The shimmery, opaque jewel tone swath of eyeshadow. Copious blush. Glorious. In fact, it shouts "early 2000s" so…

I don't know why but I really love Andie's dress. Maybe more than I should. She looks like an earthy sunrise goddess.

No. If Jeffrey Dahmer had had good hands and could run a 4.4 forty, his issues would have been called an eating disorder.

...little heathen larva child...

ADULTOSAUR in: THE ACADEMY PERSON

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

ugh. do not STEP to my angel, Diane Rehm, and her tender voicebox.

Pretty much.

I wish Hozier had gotten SOMETHING. His voice is fucking incredible.

D'angelo developed issues about his body after the objectification he experienced as a result of the "Untitled" video. It's what kept his confidence low and this album so long to release. His second album, Voodoo, was critically acclaimed with some comparing his depth and soulfulness to Marvin Gaye. He was poised to…

ITS REDNECK JESUS.

I'm sure Jezzies will hate it, and it's not posted up there yet, but I am in love with Kim K's caftan/gown thing. I imagine her wearing it all over her mansion as a house robe. It's so over-the-top glamorous.

if religion got out of the business of politics and morality-legislation (while being tax-free) i would be more on board with this... but the religious influence politics and make policies based on their religion that affect us all - as a non-believer, i don't tolerate that.

I was raised in an atheist household (I'm 25 now), and I'm always surprised at how uncommon it is. I know lots of atheists, but all of them came to their atheism as teenagers or adults. I don't know anyone else with atheist parents.

Well people who feel like they have to claim they are religious very often don't understand their faith because most of them are centered on humility.

...wait, are you telling me this won't go away with age? I am always cold now and I'm only 42... are you saying I'll never be warm?