Yeah it's kind of weird how many famous people I've met in the south. I left out the premier of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil while attending SCAD in Savannah. Ran into Spacey and Eastwood very briefly in the parking lot on their way to the screening.

They filmed the courthouse scene of People vs Larry Flynt in the town I lived in. I was working at the best restaurant in town and my co worker is a descendent of William Faulkner. Woody is a huge Faulkner fan and wanted to hang out with her so we got to chill with him after closing. Also, same night, Courtney walks…

This is not insane.
This was completely awesome.
My sister got Andrew W.K. to officiate her wedding.

"More then 2hours and no tweet about all the shit weve [sic] done," one complained.

"Indeed, Yoz was as surprised as anyone when he stumbled across it: "It was like ignoring the vegetable drawer of your fridge for a year, then opening it to find a bunch of very grateful sentient tomatoes busily working on their third opera," he says."

My issue would be being woken up, not the wacking off. I'd be all like, "Be more quiet and less jerky asshole. You fucking woke me up!" But, I have insomnia that involves staying asleep all night, so I can be a real bitch about getting woken up.

Top of my ugly-hot list

That's how I feel about Jeremy Renner - I think they kind of have a similar thing going on as far as maybe looking like they've recently been in a fight. Renner used to be a little prettier, but the older he gets, the rougher he looks, and the more I find him attractive.

Daniel Craig is the first person I think of when I hear the term "ugly hot"

Seriously, those shoes? In the Polyvores? Platforms? In 2015?

Do they have to turn in audio recordings of their voices? Y'know, for valid research...

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Facebook revoked my access to my account in the beginning of this month for not using my real name. Everything I had on there disappeared immediately, people who were sending me messages had their entire conversation disappear and it was like I never existed on the site.

My avatar approves of this article. *Goes back to read it completely*

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

At least there's Peter, the Anti-Rest-of-the-Cast:

he's a fantastic actor. watch Chaplin or even Tropic Thunder, he's was nominated for oscars in both.

I'm going to pretend the "make believe" he was referring to was the part about Scarlett Johansson not having her own superhero movie, because he knows something we don't, and there's a Black Widow movie in the making.

so many people are discounting what Jlo has said because she comes across as this powerful independent woman. Just because you are strong doesn't mean you can't be abused.