That “not allow me to rot in the landfill of lost souls” makes me think he is not completely sorry or he is very ignorant of how serious his crime is. Dude needs to accept the fact that he is indeed a “lost soul”.

I think this is likely the perfect encapsulation of their daily life: She smiles placidly while he spins in dizzy circles until he throws up and she has to put him down for a nap.

and has “rotating” female co-host every once in a while whose over affecionate the first episode but quickly turns into a bitch by the 3rd episode. Take that Janice!

Wow, this brings me back. There should be a divorced parent cooking show, but it only comes around every other weekend and some holidays.

Just as turtle hatchlings make their way to the sea, everyone comes to Hot Dogaroni and Cheese on their own. It’s in our DNA.

If I see another wall decal that says LIVE LOVE LAUGH or a wooden cutout of the word “DREAM” in someone’s home I’m gonna scream.

Here’s my favorite. It’s so beautiful *wipes tear from eye*

-Jack Handey

Jack’s is the ONLY wisdom I shall respect! To wit:

#Wow #Inspiring

I love Dress for Success for professional clothing. They give under privileged women looking for work a suit to interview in and then a weeks worth of separates to get them to their first paycheck. It’s a great organization.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Talk about ironic... I spent a 1/2 hour reading about all the DV Jezzies have sadly experienced... Only to very suddenly (& very loudly) have DV explode directly above me. (I’m in an apt).

Others have said it in the comments but it’s worth repeating. Domsetic abuse isn’t always visible. This perpetuates the stereotype of the wife with a black eye that she got “walking into a door”. The most powerful image I’ve ever seen about domestic abuse was a subway ad in Toronto. A family was sitting on a couch.…

I’m having a real issue with the baseline message of “life can be a fairytale if you break the silence”. It’s a gross over simplification and whilst, yes of course, I agree that it is healthy and right for victims to speak out when they are ready, this slogan puts the onus on the victim to stop the abuser/abuse. Plus…