My old maid status is looking more and more advantageous every day.

As a wife who has been sick for several years and endured the strain my health added to our marriage, I don't think it's about commitment. In my situation, I was the pusher/coordinator/planner person, while my husband was the low-key calm-in-an-emergency guy, who went with the flow. Once I got sick, we both had to…

Little bunny Foo FooWent hopping through the forestScooping up the dank weedAnd smoking that shitDown came the Gus Fairy, and he said"Gentlemen, I don't want to see youTaking home the product

I'm sure El-ahrairah is okay with Hazel and Fiver getting a little baked.

Didn't post this because it's not "my story" but I will now!

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Remember folks, if you're gonna take a picture in the bathtub, the water better not be cold, because shrinkage is a thing.

Just post this gif(t) from Stella.

Here are some thoughts, having seen the movie at the 9pm showing last night with three girlfriends:

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

I am currently working in an office with a male coworker who is on the same level as me. Administratively, I am expected to take on more because he is not as competent. This means I do a majority of answering phones, dealing with clientele and duties that involve filing, database management and even creating…

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I could go on and on about all the horrible perms and triangular mushroomesque bobs and bowl cuts I inflicted on myself and had inflicted on me during my late-70s/80s childhood, but I'll share this little treat from a year or so ago instead.

Nightmare hag is going to be my new OKCupid handle. So don't steal it, Anna.

(Profile pic: Nightmare hag from Wikipedia)

I've always been partial to Bitterness Barbie.

I went to Miss Porter's School for girls (aka Jackie Kennedy's high school). My newsfeed was clogged with my classmates' disapproval of the Lilly/Target collaboration...when I tried to call them out on how they were just upset poor people would be wearing Lilly they pretty much all talked down to me by trying to…

I've experienced feelings similar to this before.I met my father when I was 7, and spent a few days with him then. Then again when I was 10, and again when I was 15. When I was 15, I was just discovering myself physically, and my hormones are out of control. He played the part of asshole-turned benevolent, doting…