Except the North Koreans aren’t at the table yet.

So your 3 series goes up in price by $7k, middle america won’t care, neither will the big 3.

Not to mention the World’s lack of action regarding Russia taking over pipelines and encroaching on neighboring country’s sovereignty so they can control the flow. There is a lot more going on in the world than what gets reported in the general news. This was going on long before Trump and I’m not sure Putin would…

My taxes stayed about the same, but my deductions were less. I’m sure the Walton family will enjoy building a few extra mansions though.

I hope the cargo capacity is enough on all those $40k+ full-size pickups that rarely if ever carry a load, purchased on a 96-month loan no less, to hold all the bro-tears.

Gasoline here in Houston is 60 cents per gallon more now than it was when President Trump took office. That means the annual increase in fuel costs is more than the tax cut I got.

MLB scouts have been raving about his split-finger.

Damn, I knew I should’ve majored in Dick Surgery at HVCC.

I dunno about that, man. The Braves touched him up somethin’ fierce using just two-and-a-half foot poles.

He is not the owner. He is the beard. And he sucks at it.

He calls Bryant Gumbel mentally weak on his own show? Jeter has a lot to learn about re2pect.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

Probably said ‘You’re a 35 year old man. Enough with the hair’.

I’m shocked the guy with neck tats behaved in a less than gentlemanly manner.

I have always wondered if large police departments have guys on light duty who are assigned to stand in the background at press conferences.

A bunch of fucking “law enforcement professionals” spend a half hour standing around a podium, trying to look super serious, like some fukbois, so they can morally grandstand against an NFL player.
What’s the opposite of squad goals?

Nice suit. He must work the main gate.

Jets fans out in force to rip an article that defends their team. Love it.

Joke’s on you! She died of a heart attack!1!

*Ed Hochuli voice* Football teams are so homophobic that they ask players at the combine about their sexuality. There have long been unfounded rumors that OBJ is gay, because he is stylish. Therefore, after further review, issa joke.