Eating food and doing blow isn’t a thing.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

This is going to be hilarious when The Bills fail to draft one of the top QBs and they are forced to pretend Peterman is their guy while secretly calling every team in the league to inquire about the availability of their backups.

Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

Wait a second, pedophiles are not “closeted gays” that could not take it anymore and release themselves on children. That is a myth, pedophiles pray on children both male and female, the condition they share is that they have not developed their secondary sexual characteristics. Be careful what you say, that is…

Can I say the guy at the 50 second mark is my new hero?

Neither you, nor your friend, understand a single fucking thing about statistics

The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.

Golyf Woods
Swimyng Ledecky
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Mykskila Shiffrin
Metta World Peace

Why do you think Trump has any say in what’s happening? Pence, like Cheney, is running the show. Quit boosting Trump like he’s done shit other than distract, and be happy you have your classic hard right republican agenda being executed.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

New Orleans Saints 2006-present.

I’ll take a first gen on Mugens, please!

I’d like to know the percentage of people who say they’re not watching the NFL anymore because of the protests who are actually still watching the NFL.

Let it be known, I always stand for the flag. After the 5th time a yellow flag is thrown during the game I stand up and walk outside to do something else.

I believe it was Confucius who said, “Beware the man who has a bloody sock, and only one tow.”

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

It’s also Rex Ryan’s pet name for his wife.

90% of Millennial-bashing is blame-shifting and/or projection by baby boomers, the generation that’s to blame for pretty much everything that’s wrong with America.

“I don’t trust what’s reported by multiple media organizations that follow strict editorial and factchecking processes, but if some dude with a laptop and a bunch of $8 domains mad-libs some shit that doesn’t come close to passing the smell test and can be easily debunked but confirms my biases against blacks,…