If any sport should allow celebrations its baseball because you don’t get nearly as many moments to celebrate as the other sports.

*Bryce Harper was hit directly in the head by a fastball shortly after this interview

Gates was actually referring to buying the kid his own empire...

*That 2 second timeframe before your video loads where you see your reflection in the computer monitor*

I live in Jersey and make about 70k a year. Besides being taxed 30% off every paycheck, you can’t find a 1 bedroom for under $900 a month. And $900 are 400sq/ft shit holes in Newark. Then with my perfect driving record, I pay $1500 for car insurance because of the jagoffs that don't know how to drive.

Fuck China

That's always the case. The simplest, most obvious ideas are usually the best.

He’s actually a good guy in ‘real life’.

It seemed like McGregor had that fight in control and all of a sudden got too arrogant and tried to play with Diaz.

It's always darkest before the Don

Something bad happened so X is doomed.

Def a track girl, most likely pole vaulter. I had a few ‘run ins’ with them in college.

On a serious note...

Ditka has always been a sucker for chasing the big ones...

FUCK! The pig still lives. The Mets accidentally sent Bartolo Colon to the butcher.

I honestly find the over-reactions to a possible Trump presendency to be kinda sad. We all know the president can’t do anything because congress doesn’t agree on anything.

“What is somewhat surprising is that Schilling isn’t a fan of Trump”

Pft. Just shot the gun and didn't hit her? This would be applauded in the NFL.

“Now here’s John Oliver scorching him for a palate cleanse.”

There's no way Oprah can dunk