How should one go about seeing if the company does drug screenings or not? That always been a tricky one for me

I only have one question in a job interview...how much are you gonna pay me? Cuz I ain’t getting out of bed for less than $25....mufucka

Big deal...the world is full of dicks

I don’t have kids...I’m 45 & if it hasn’t happened by now...don’t get me wrong I’ve dodged a few bullets & my mother in law puts pressure on my wife occasionally but I stand firm on this one....there is one thing that really bothers me though,this dickhead actually put “whatevs” in print! He should be…

I was taught that when in doubt to go for the one that winks not the one that stinks

I have no problem with being called white seeing how I am in fact white...it’s the boy part I have a problem with ...show me any 45 year old man of any color who doesn’t mind being called boy...exactly there aren’t any..hell call me Whitey before you call me White Boy...would a black man like being called Black Boy? I…

This doesn’t surprise me ,they have the worst fans in all of professional sports so I guess upper team management is just like Eagles fans...the biggest assh#les on the planet

I’m recently single & about 6 months ago I started working at a bar where a lot of young sluts work & drink & I find it very hard to believe that in the rectum section (hee-hee) my dick wasn’t on that list

I’ve noticed lately & especially around the holidays a large percentage of people seem to have their heads stuck in their rectum...even when shopping & driving

When I was a drinker I never showered in the morning cuz it cut into valuable sleep time...I would shower after work & then go out drinking & do the same thing all over again

I have a sneaking suspicion she was Asian...I could be wrong though,she also could’ve been Middle Eastern...call me a racist I really don’t care

Every Empire falls eventually....this could be the beginning of Americas fall but I must admit I’m very happy I’m not gonna have to listen to Hillary’s voice for the next 4 years...another thing is this shows just how much America doesn’t like/trust her...I mean she lost to Trump!!! Just think about that for a minute

So I guess next time I’m on a elevator & an attractive woman is on there with me I shouldn’t strike up a conversation with “So are you a 2 or 3 input kind of gal?” or “How’d you like to make $14...the hard way?”

For the record I am joking ,I’m not gonna shoot someone for having awful taste in music

I’ve been waiting for a good time to start blasting Juggalo’s with my Mossberg pump action 12 gauge & it looks like my patience has finally paid off...this is gonna be sweet

I don’t think very many people are shocked that Milwaukee is a dump

I have only one thing to say “how did I know the attacker would be a D.A.N.?”

I agree that it’s total BS that this kid got out so quick but I’m starting to think protesters are a bunch of douche bags....protester:hey man we all grabbed our guns & we’re gonna go stand in front of a rapists house with signs ,you wanna come? Me:sorry I can’t,I have to WORK!!!!

I’ve almost rear ended people on numerous occasions because they will just stop in the middle of the road when traffic is moving,people who don’t know where they’re going will do everything except pull over or into someplace like a parking lot to figure out what they should do,they’ll make a U turn right in the middle…

I live in the DC/Baltimore area & I drive for a living & around here it seems there are no rules/laws on the road...on more than 1 occasion I’ve seen people on the highway where the speed limit is 60-65 mph driving 35 mph with their hazards on,time to start thinning the herd