Can I put my hand down now?

So he thinks he was ok in this???

Yep, first day of ninth grade, khaki pants, period started at some point in the day without my even realizing it... fortunately, the kids I went to school with were all the nicest people and no one said anything (though, someone at least alerting me to it, if they noticed, might have been preferable) - but this way,…

I frequently bled through my clothes in high school. It was mortifying! I had several dedicated flannel shirts for tying around my waist, dark jeans, and always checked my seat when I got up (yes, it was that bad). If a male teacher had said anything to me I would have burst into tears, and then flames, and then died.…

Although no one likes to admit it, lying - including white lies and lies by omission - are a vital survival tool and social lubricant. I’m not saying that lying is right, just that it is sometimes necessary.

Can someone please explain to me why I hate Gwen Stefani and Blake Whatever so much? I’m confused by my red-hot hatred.

Yesterday I read something a FB friend linked to, telling me to vote Trump because he was like Samson, in the Bible. Folks, this is a crazy time to be alive.

I can’t wait to wake up and find I was only dreaming about people actively trying to turn the United States into a third-world dictatorship.

Suppression of the free press...

As someone who was at home during a home invasion, tied up, stuffed in my closet and threatened to be killed if the pin # for my debit card didn’t work, this is one of the few times I can sympathize with what a Kardasian is going through. Whatever your view on Kim and her family and how they do business, no one…

Trump family goes into a circle. Clinton family greets all the guests.

I have never seen this thank you so much for sharing. Bush is despicable. After that conversation guilting the lady into giving Trump a hug. Fucking disgusting, and I hope he is off TV going forward.

Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.

Maybe, but I don’t think it’s particularly appropriate to directly insult the appearance of anyone who is just trying to promote their movie. It’s shitty either way, and he did nothing to deserve it.

Please don’t leave. Why are you leaving? Where are you going? Come back! I said, come back! I’m not crying, you’re Crying! OK,we’ll cry together.

Man, fuck that dude.

I don't feel like cunt is a strong enough word.

In all seriousness, what the fuck am I supposed to do at work all day now? My job? No thank you. Legitimately upset about the demise of Gawker, which I’ve followed since it started. May Peter Thiel suffer from a debilitating rectal prolapse while his Tesla catches on fire. RIP, Gawker.

To be honest, I’m kind of devastated Gawker won’t be around for the election. I feel like I’ve been with them through the trenches in terms of their coverage over the last year and a half, and I was very much looking forward to Nov. 8th on Gawker. NOW IT’S BEEN TAKEN FROM US :( :( :(

Six years ago I had a break-in and they threw my dog out of the house. She never came back and I would give just about anything to see her again.