I didn’t think hell existed, but there it is. Hell. Wow.

It's so much worse than you know.

Having been there and done that, what I can tell you is this:

It’s going to depend, really heavily, on what you put into and get out of sex.

I had multiple partners (and relationships) between my first girlfriend and the woman who became my wife. The same thing is true for her.

We’ve discussed our experiences (because…

The fact that rumors and invasive videos of naked female crew members had to spread to an entirely separate submarine before being reported might suggest otherwise.

a vagina is actually not a manhole. You can’t just fall into one.

me

Uhh, if you look at the head, I’m pretty sure that’s a bird beak, not a dragon snout. Tangentially related, I heard this great interview with Danial Radcliff where he talks about how Richard Harris (who was not in the best of health) absolutely thought the animatronic Fawkes was real, and used to talk to it all the…

Wait, you’re telling me that Echoes of Eternia, which very obviously used slightly higher quality Secret of Mana screenshots to pitch their game weren’t able to actually create anything? Color me surprised.

Recovering bulimic—I was vegan for about 8 months and it was...unhealthy. I have to avoid restrictive “lifestyle” diets like the plague; it’s just too easy to make them an extension of compulsion.

it’s obviously not the case for everyone but yeah...

judge brown, please tell me that thirsty bag of dicks blocked you.

Some of these look cool. I said it; fight me.

Your opinions are bad and I hate you.

This is how I imagine GP’s reaction would be to this.

I'm sorry but when you put together a store for the modern woman that only sells 10 thousand dollar items of clothing then you deserve a little light ribbing for being totally out of touch with reality.

I’d be worried about the performance of the rich kids whose parents hovered over every homework assignment, paid for special tutors and coaches at every turn and hired consultants for the college application process to get them into schools that would be beyond their reach.

Not to be salty, but I knew she didn’t bake those fuckin’ pies the second I saw them.