What's coming to her? I suppose you think I wish someone would hurt her. But you're wrong.

Makes me sad these kids even had to listed to how stupid adults are.

Jenna/30 Rock does not deserve to be associated with this.

I really hope this lady's name gets leaked to the public.

Man. Is that's some bullshit legal loophole or what?

Sedation can cause weight gain?

I think it's far more likely someone will look at Zimmerman wrong and he'll shoot them for it.

I can only hope the other party gets him first. I wonder if they could use his trigger happy history and his self-professed fear of vigilantes as evidence?

The public's fear of him is far more justified than his fear of the public. I said this before on Gawker, but what are the chances that he doesn't kill again? Especially now that he's more afraid of black people than ever? That man is dangerous and he should have been locked up.

That's what's confusing though. Because they talk about how Seinfeld's syndication money keeps him at the top of the list. So obviously TV shows count in their metrics somehow. *No one* is ever going to get Seinfeld type of wealth on ticket sales alone.

Because there are so many successful female comedians these days it makes it all the more shocking that not a single one made their stupid list. It's almost as if they set up the metrics to exclude women.

Just entered all the ingredients into My Fitness Pal (calorie counting app) and divided the total calories into 12 servings.

If you're starting out with plain yogurt it makes a world of difference. I highly recommend it!

I'm right there with you, friend. :-/

Yowza! That looks pretty damn delicious. And it should be... *spoiler alert for my calorie counting brethren* at 548 calories a slice (1/12 of cake).

Right. Now an attack on my character.

That was not how I meant "Fuck those parents for giving a shit." I meant "for giving a shit about finding the best solution to their unique situation." I wouldn't attempt to force anyone into any specific solution. What the hell makes you think you know what would work for my family better than I do?

I bet he'd feel pretty damn differently if it was his kid with a deadly allergy. Fuck this.

My three year old niece would love to wear a temporary tattoo- any temporary tattoo. If your kid is old enough to object than they're probably old enough to tell people about their allergy themselves. And your bit about pre-1990s parents makes no damn sense. I cast no aspersions on any parents in my post. If you don't…

Yeah! Fuck them for coming up with something new that kids might actually want to wear and get excited about. And fuck those parents for giving a shit.